Sooo
i seriously just went through all the steps you do when you’re on face book.
1. you look through your top news
2. you look through your recent news.
3. check my notifcations even though most of them are going to be from games because some people actually have less of a life than i do.
4. post some random status about nothing that never matters
5. see if any one posted something new while you were busy checking your meaningless notifications; scroll to the bottom.
6. while scrolling back up looking for someones profile and pictures to creep on
7. if you don’t find someone to creep on, you have a few names you remember that you totally creep on and secretly jealous of.
8. make up reasons that are utterly stupid on why you hate that person you are currently creeping on
9. go back to home page
10. see if anything new is posted
11. check notifications
12. logg out.
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